Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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