So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
