quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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