I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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