I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
