that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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