yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
its not stalking. its research.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
