But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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