just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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