The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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