I wanna bring you to show and tell
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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