I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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