I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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