She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize