I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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