So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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