Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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