Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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