omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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