Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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