ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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