he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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