So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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