The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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