You're completely useless in the revolution.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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