I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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