this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
