4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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