It's Friday. Sex?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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