its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Randomize
