Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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