idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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