I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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