In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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