What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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