Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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