if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
