I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
