member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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