it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
40s are totally the cure
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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