help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I smell stomach acid.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You took a bar mat shot.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
