Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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