google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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