how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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