Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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