I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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