Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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