a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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