real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The power of my boobs compel you
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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