I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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