I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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