it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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